There Is A Man Named Rob

There is a man named Rob who for all intent is a snob,
He got elected mayor,
Got everyone to call him sir,
And now he thinks than all he's greater.

He cuts transit budgets
And closes museums,
He should be put in one and no one should see him!

Fat King Mayor

Fat King Mayor was a miserable soul.
He cared not for the poor and cared only for the whole.
The weak and the hungry he just ignored:
In meetings he liked to chew and snore!

"What a bother these citizens and subjects are!" he would have liked to say out loud!
But the lowly people knew he was a real fake and their dignity remained safe!